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[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.
Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
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"I really don’t know what “I love you” means.
I think it means “Don’t leave me here alone."
I think it means “Don’t leave me here alone."
— Neil Gaiman (via arpeggia)
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I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
Recipe
Step 1: Obtain Blueberries and bottle of water.
Step 2: Squish blueberries into bottle of water.
Step 3: Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Step 4: Blueberry Water.
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when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
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